Stress-relieving doodles that would have caused me stress to doodle years ago.
Amazing what growing older can do :O
DAMN look at these hotties *WHISTLE*
Lila took this picture of when this adorable Riolu showed off his drawing of his favorite trainer (*cough cough*). Banya’s still got that jealous streak when someone else is getting more attention—he tried to hide Riolu’s pencils when he thought I wasn’t looking.
Riolu comes to my house for training and exercise every weekend. He saw me drawing one day, and then we ended up just drawing for half the session, and every session after that while he’s waiting for his owner to pick him up. He’s gotten so good at holding the colored pencils!
That drawing’s definitely going on the fridge.
Damn cutest Riolu alsdkfja;lskjfa thank you @tyrhalzen! <3
'lang anuman po~ /o/
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better